Laminate the Joker

I recently found this picture online and found it so extremely precious:

I know, it made me go all googly eyed and blubbery because it's rare to see a cat family so intact where the father cat actually cares for it's family. Usually, in the animal world, the male's job is pretty much done after it knocks up the poor female and he couldn't care less about what happens to his wife and kids or how they fend for themselves after that.

So, of course, I shared this picture on my Facebook wall, to which my trolling friend Tiffany came along to burst my bubble and the following conversation ended up taking place.


Tiffany: For the record, both the kissing cats are male.
Me: Well, the one on the left is tri-coloured, clearly indicating that it's a female because ONLY female cats are ever tri-coloured. Your argument is invalid.
Tiffany: Oh, really? I never knew that! I was kidding, by the way. Just trying to ruin your aww moment. Go figure.
Me: Yes, it's due to their genetic compositions, relating to their chromosomal make-up. Try reading up on it, it's really interesting.
Sudden intervening friend: Tri-coloured cats are ALMOST definitely female. Not always.
Me: Well, in the rare event the cat has Kleinfelder's syndrome then probably you're right. 'Cause then it'll have XXY sex chromosomes. But the chances of that occurring are very small, I guess.
Tiffany: Wow.
Me: In other words, a male tri-coloured cat is a TRANNY.
Me: OMG, we just found our animal mascot! XD
Leo: LOLOLOLOL


A few minutes later, after settling down from the laughter, I reviewed the conversation and came to terms with a horrible discovery. My friends and I are all nerds and our sense of humour might only be appealing to geeks and researches but not other ordinary young people around our age group.

I guess this is what one and a half years of kiasu college has done to us.

FML.